Not Tofurkey
Man fuck tofu on Thanksgiving. It’s not that I’m not thankful for it, but it’s not a substitute for meat! It’s a protein meritorious enough not to be disguised as something I for one wouldn’t want to pollute my body with anyway (yeah I said it, although you probably don’t even want to fight about it because you’re too tired from your tryptophan and over-eating induced siesta). So me and Joey made a variation on a common holiday theme:...
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